I've searched the internet and this site and can't find it. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.
(What is the secret handshake?)
You can download the document in teradata document website:
Refer below link:
@sjetti BTEQ ships with the Teradata environment, so if your company owns a TD 14 environment it will have the BTEQ software as well (if there is a problem you should contact customer support). If your question is related to Teradata Express, then currently only TD 13 express is available.